pork ribs & bbq sauce

In an attempt to make the most amazing pork ribs and bbq sauce known to "man," i have altered my own recipe with as many relevant condiments i have in my fridge.

The BBQ sauce looks something like this:
1 onion finely chopped
5 large cloves of garlic
2 cups of catsup
3 limes (juice only, kids)
~ 3 tbs tako yaki sauce
2 tbs dijon mustard (with seeds)
Maldon salt
pepper

hotsauce 1
hotsauce 2
3 tbs Japanese pepper stuff (contains red pepper, orange peal, seaweed, black sesame seeds, ginger)

RIBS:
boiled with one vegetarian bouillon cube

to be continued....